Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental. These people are mistaken - The Church of FSM is legit, and backed by hard science. Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment or satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, just a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents вЂ“ mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs. Namely, that the connection between the eigenvalues of those vibrating fundamental strings (branes), the whole physical existence is based upon, and the metaphysical and spiritual beauty of His spaghetti (lasagne) appendages, provide clear evidence of the intimate contact between the material and the spiritual.The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, after having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, came into the mainstream just a few years ago *. Only atheists think it is not, but they are spiritually blind, and refuse to acknowledge the obvious. However, the presence of meat (balls) seems to be uncontroversial, and that is why, despite spaghettological or lasagnological differences, they can all still qualify as Pastafarians, despite the many different denominations.ДЄnd that is why religion and science are so connected. Some modern spaghetthologists believe they are actually lasagne, on account of brane theory, but that is also intensely debated. Some think they are actually linguine, but that is broadly considered as heresy. Those little vibrating things we observe in string theory, for instance, are actually the spaghetti appendages of this divinity. Cheese's Crust, how grated thou art! May there be pizza on earth and gouda will toward men.Д¬lick to expand.I thought there was a rule agains proselytizing.ДЄnd we should be careful, since the FSM is actually the most plausible divinity out there, if we think about it.

Killed by the Antipasto as foretold in the book of Romanos, Our Savory was snagged by a giant twirling fork, placed on a plate and hurled onto a wall, where He stuck and dried for our sins. May the great Flying Spaghetti Monster rouse himself from his stupor and let his noodly appendages ground each assembly member in their seats,'Д«lessed be the Flying Spaghetti Monster, born of extra virgin olive oil, delivered by Little Caesarian (in 30 minutes or less) and cast out of the Olive Garden carrying the Ten Condiments, who has come for our salivation. вЂњSo, IвЂ™m called to invoke the power of the true inebriated creator of the universe, the drunken tolerator (sic) of the all lesser and more recent gods, and maintainer of gravity here on earth. 'A pastor wearing a colander on his head offered the opening prayer on behalf of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to open a local government meeting in Alaska, the latest blessing from a nontraditional church since a court ruling.' Pastafarian pastor wears colander, leads prayer at government meeting

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